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yesterday, we had the funniest conversation at work yesterday.
me and ab at opics, y and p at RS.
they were so bored at RS, they called us to talk cock…
and of course in usual fashion, the conversation drifted to wayang dua putih.
apparently, on saturday W.D.P put herself on RS for full shift, but she left at 2ish pm. while the rest worked till 9pm.
yesterday she went there to drama for less then an hour.
actually, she went there just to say “i m gonna have a fever, i m gonna have a fever, my throat feels dry, i think im gonna get a sore throat, omg, i’m gonna have a fever, i m so tired.”
and the girls were like. WTF?
and she came to opics and said the exact same phrase to me.
Y and P called to tell us boss was on the way back fr RS,
after that they said “ala, your manager ah, came to wayang wayang only. say she got fever lah, oh my god oh my god, then say she got strepsils la.. ala. what the fuck sial. we see until boring sial.”
then, my boss came to opics for a photoshoot for the newest collaboration with fReeeeeeeeeviiiieeeeen. she asked me, ‘is ** (WDP) here?’
“er, i dont know.”
‘oh you mean she didn’t come yet?’
“er, i m not sure”
‘oh, i tot she said that she was gonna come down for the shoot?’
“oh, ok…”
kwang kwang………….
end up my boss entertain them herself…
ok la. me goes back to works.
i’ve always complained abt this person.
but only recently, with my gradual expanding malay vocab, i’ve come up with a perfect name for her, and my boss.
wayang satu (boss). wayang dua putih/ putih dua.
so with regards to wayang putih dua (aka. drama white 2 aka white pasty spirit), she has been getting on my nerves and i’m almost “up to here” already.
Endless amounts of drama, cos she loves to do last minute work. She loves to say “i stayed up till 5am to do this ok”. Turns out, she stayed up till 5 am, to do what? a TIME TABLE (which was pre planned, so basically, putting it in an excel file) and price list. funny not? you want to spend time in the office idling away, i got nothing to say. you got work to do, do lah.
yesterday got meeting with FREEEEEVIENNNN pple, meeting at 1pm, 12.45pm, things that she needed for the meeting still not out yet. then come and throw temper and panic “oh shit, oh no, late liao late liao.. aiya.. fuck. “
and after that come and action and say ’sorry, not blaming you, but i’m stressed.’ accompanied by rubbing my back.
fuck lah. pls, you cock up ur own schedule, not my problem. right not?
and pls, for the love of god and all deities above, STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP RUBBING MY BACK, TOUCHING MY THIGH, HITTING ME WHEN U’RE LAUGHING, TOUCHING MY ARMS AND TOUCHING MY THIGH. i hate people to touch me (well unless u’re my bustfriend or my lover) cos i feel ticklish very easily. i told you ten thousand million times “dont touch me!”.
gross lah.
pls, spare me with ur stories abt that guy that you like and that girl that you like. every other day tell me that u feel that the guy in the oral health profession is jealous when you treat other guys better.. or you met some girl who is how nice how nice. HONESTLY, I DONT GIVADAMN!
you are gaining weight. dont need to “eh ask you a random question”. for fuck you ask me why u gaining weight. she came to me when i was couting money. “eh sorry, ask u random question. M&S clothes is it all small size?” USE UR BRAINS OK USE UR BLAAIINNSSS….. M&S clothes got size 20 and above one ok… how can it be small size? tell me that u are now size 16, must lose weight. i’ve said it and i’ll say it again. HONESTLY, I DONT GIVADAMN!
say i answer back to you when u are meeting the FREEEEEVIIEENNN pple. you nv use ur brains, i give you face for wad. u ask me to fill water for them twice. might as well i give them bottled water. right not? “when i ask you to do things, just do it. dont question.” i tell u hor, if i nv question you right, you wld have made a lot of mistakes by now.
you are that dept the mgr, you shld know what to do with regards to with your dept. ask me what to do for what. irritating! and since you so smart right, you dont ask me stupid questions like should you give discount on discount when your T&C says no, I the recept, need to remind you that you will loogi. happening boh?
for the love of god and the deities above, also, stop singing when you’re working. want to sing, sing out loud, dont go MERNEHMERNEH. also, control your temper a bit. you want pple to listen to you, act like someone deserving of the respect and attention. you stress urself out for nothing. like that day, i was whispering to colette abt something. you were supposedly doing work in the opics, YOU CAN MSN ME AND ASK ME WAD WE TALKING ABT. EH, AH JI AH, LU TAO NAO OK BOH?? shows that you aren’t doing anything at all, isn’t it?
so much more, so little time.
i go work liao. WAYANG!
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