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you treat me like a dog.
you treat us like a pack of dogs.
you order us around.
you call us from afar.
you wipe your hands off everything,
and throw it all to us.
you come in late.
you don’t do much already.
i am speechless at the way you treat us.
i am speechless at the way you split so easily.
suddenly good. suddenly bad.
i want to shout at you so badly.
i really want to.
i really want to give you a piece of my mind.
i really want to.
oh boy, i really want to scream at you.
“i don’t have time for this”
i know that well and true.
getting you in a little bit of trouble yesterday was great.
lets see where we go from here.
CB!
this morning. at 5AM…
i found a lizard in the kitchen sink. staring at me.
first thing i said..
“fuck lah…”
and i tried to slap the sink to make the lizard scurry away.
nabei.
he did scurry. but NO USE!
and i went “Cheebye lah. get out of my fucking sink. i need to eat my bfast to go to work can”
and all sorts of thoughts was running thru my head…
what if the lizard suddenly decides to jump and lands on me…
what to do…
i cant spray baygon cos its my kitchen sink, with plates and all beside.. and i dun wanna deal with a lizard’s body.
and I had this bright idea…
“why not, i use news paper to push him out?”
so i took one part of the ST’s paper (classified ads)..
and i attempted to push him out.
i tried to sweep him him out SO MANY TIMES.
and he kept squirming so many times.
and i sweep ONE HARD TIME. then guess wad.
no. he didn’t come out of the sink.
HIS FUCKING TAIL BROKE OFF AND WAS JUMPING IN MY SINK.
ARGH!! and i said “SERIOUSLY. i am trying to help you out here. WORK WITH ME.”
then i thought. why not i make a slope with the news paper let him scurry out.
so i put the paper leaning against the sink and used another newspaper to sweep him out.
NABEI.
he did go up my “slope”. and landed on the floor. and was stunned there.
i went “cheebye lah. siam la. go away.”
i proceeded to take the newspapers to sweep his tail up…
*success*
as i walked to the balcony,
the tail dropped on the floor.
“OH FUCK”
and i spent another like 5mins attempting to sweep the tail up onto one of the newspapers.
THANK GOD the tail finally got sweeped up and i could throw the tail away.
ARGH. and by the time all this was done.
the lizard MIA already.
VERY GOOD.
and i didn’t dare to stand near my sink. =_=
i dont hate lizards,
i just hate it when they get in my way. or they get onto my things.
like ON my bags…
shitting everywhere. argh.
ok back to work. sian.
i realised, i have yet to blog abt my latest holiday! will do that once i get my off day this week.
work’s been hectic. (OT-ing everyday is super “fun”. i just think of the money rolling in… 
)
boss just brought us to the singapore flyer.
as we got higher, my colleagues got “higher”… screaming and cheering in the ‘thing’ we sat (stood rather) in. they cheered cos there was the NDP rehearsal going on, and there were fireworks. and everytime the fireworks went “POMP”, they all went “WOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!”
we were supposed to have dinner at an italian place at esplanade, but it was raining….
so we had dinner at this atas place in at the sg flyer. we suspect it set my boss back abt 700+…
there was kind of a turn off, cos the restaurant was not a place for ah-kiaos…
and one of my ah-kiao colleagues was making a face with every plate of pizza that came out… (you know wad i mean)… the ironic thing is, she drank white wine! *rolls eyes*
k lah, back to work! : )
last weekend, rather, on 5th July,
my cousin sil, aka agony’s sis is back in sg!
HA! one year has gone by so fast.
my cousin is back in town! SIL! I WAN MY BEAR!
(shall i pass the cash to ah ma? or shall you me and agony meet up? )
nabei! dun have this silver thing during CNY, not used to man.
glad to have her back. canot forget both of the three of us bitching abt our cousin’s wife during their wedding. HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, and my mum finally got to see the pilot cousin. rare guest…
(dammit, i had to be working cosa the stoopid roadshow)
he appeared at my house with his gf. he just decided to drop by.
that pilot finally decides to resurface! for awhile at least.
grandma say “he still remember you ok? he ask abt u leh”
and by ask, he just asked where i was.
fatfacebro actually dropped hints to ask him buy harley stuff for him when he flies…
HAHA….
i told mum, wasted i nv get to see him, if not, i can ask him to buy haviannas for me.
super cheap abroad can!
slowly slowly, bit by bit, the choo-ng-choo-ng-liew- (the 5siblings) familia is back!
: )
ah… back from a week long holiday.
mixed feelings.
on one hand,
its good to be back where toilets are clean without foot prints on seats. (how do people balance sia?)
where we all speak a common lang. .
on another hand….
i am back at work.
which sucks.
back to the 99% moodswings with her
her ‘mat-you-should-know-all-these-by-now-mat-reply-those-emails’-”i-treat-you-like-my-sister-so-i-am-telling-you-this” pms-i-need-a-shag moodswings.
colleague shocked me with the “you have so many emails” sentence.
but when i just checked, i only have ONE email, and one fax.
*rolls eyes* seriously.
i’ll blog soon with photos from my holiday…
photos of suppperly delicious food…
: )
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