who on earth do you think you fucking are?

that piece of uncooked prata in my office has been getting on my nerves.
i just have to let it out here.
fuck, before my brains swell.

i plan the staff schedule. and it so happens that we are short of manpower.
cos one going to get married, one wanna take leave cos bf coming out.

during the meeting, act like hero say if not enough people, can volunteer.
then when i ask, can you believe she said ‘i shld not be at desk’
i mean, come on, i was just asking which days u can work. why u wanna volunteer knowing u are not willing to help?

seriously. who the fuck do you think you are. who the fuck do you think you are?

my head hurts so bad after talking to you today. and its still abt the fucking schedule.
really.
why you wanna do extra things. why you wanna pull your pants down then fart. why fart can already what.
ask you to check my schedule, see if u are OK with the hours.
you go n pick on the lines that i didn’t remove. FUCK!
havent see the schedule, you pick on the lines nevermind, you go n pick on the initials of the outlets tt i have placed on certain days as a marking for myself.
JUST CHECK THE FUCKING SCHEDULE. ADA FAHAM?
FUCK!!

i have to chase u the whole fucking day for the schedule.
pls.. you’re busy. my fat ass.
what were you doing? on the phone, on facebook!
HELLO! you always push your work to us. ask me to do this and that.
why? on the pretext that you are “making calls and replying corporate emails.” KAO.
HELLO!! how many ‘corporate’ emails can you reply. how many calls can you make? make so many calls n emails still NO CORPORATE COME IN AH?
SHO SHAD.
no matter how failure C.chia was as a S & M mgr, at least, she got link up with banks. U NEVER. u always say they never get back to you. MAYBE U WANNA CONSIDER FLASHING UR SAGGY BOOBS MORE THEN?

FUCK!!!!!!

nevermind that you are already so extra.
you stood outside the class, while the class was in session,
and turn the door knob to attempt to go into the class while the class was in session, just so that you can stop a student from doing something on the mirror?

come on, i don’t teach yoga, but i have seen how it is taught.
you have NO RIGHT to interupt a class, just cos u are afraid that the mirror might break. WHO DO U THINK U ARE.

the teacher wld have considered the factors before asking a student to do that.

Please lah. back off can?

u talk abt PROFESSIONALISM on a daily basis. yet, when ur BFF who is doing PT admin with us brings her kid into her office to BREAST FEED HER (bearing in mind the kid is almost 2) kid. NEHMIND.

u actually allow her husband to come INTO the office also. HELLO P&C!!
showing such prata professionalism right.

pls, go to puny pug island and live with the islanders.
fuck off and show ur uncooked flat prata face somewhere can.

your perfume that your friend bought for u from ‘frens’(france) stinks and u are giving me a headache.
use your discretion and decide ya?

oh yes, did i mention that she told me that i had to be FAIR when i planning the schedule and i have to spread the OT hrs evenly.
ps: i got the least OT hrs after this sentence.

eh. fuck off.

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the topic we had yesterday

do nuns wear bras?
its like 8.23am now. and i am friggin bored.

i cannot find buddhist one.
only can find tibetian buddhist. click here

HAHA. so i think they dont.

also. check this out. click here

i actually typed ‘do nuns mensturate’
and i found this click here

have a laugh. : )

of unions and more.

you know.
so many people around me are planning to get married.
and… this thing came to mind.

how does a person decide if you wanna spend your life with this person?
to have a family.
to wake up every morning to the same face, and not be sick of that face?

a conversation with a colleague left me speechless, as we spoke of her wedding plans.
she is only 2 years younger then me. but hopping happy because her union is set for the end of this yr.
i wish her nothing but happiness, but, really.
all i could think of was, how is she gonna find enough money to pay for everything.

at the current moment, with my financial situation, i can’t even afford a gown. my colleague is left with a measley 300 or so bucks a month, till her wedding.

i think, when one decides to walk down this path, you have to think of somethings.
1. financial stability being of utmost importance.
sure, if you have a rich husband, who can afford to let you go on without working for the rest of your life.
but what if both your husband and you are not earning that much?
are you sure, 10 years down the road, you will be satisfied with a simple  reception? scratch your heart deep down.

2. security, next in line.
after marriage, you must have confidence in your partner and husband. have the confidence that this marriage will last, till death do you part.
you cannot expect your partner to hang around you your whole life, and living his/her life, the way you want him/her to live. if you are one who thinks this way, may god bless you, but wake up.

may sound contridicting, but you can’t cling on to your partner for dear life. you think being an insecure clingy koala bear is attractive. it is not. after years in the marriage, some wives/husbands are blinded by something. they stop dressing up, no longer give each other silly surprises. and eventually stop making out. where does the marriage go from there?
they blame each other for the state their in.
girls usually blame guys for making them into sallow faced housewives, who’ve borne them 12kids.
and guys usually blame girls for hindering their climb up the career ladder with the 12 kids.

so maybe then think hard before getting married.
think, if somewhere down this path, you will wanna start blaming your partner for the state you are in, you need to straighten up your idea of what marriage really is.

it isnt just your licence to woohoo. it the beginning of a wonderful union of two people, who want the same things in life, know what is it they are working for/towards, can live independantly and dependantly with/without each other, being each others better half.

y’know what i mean.

selling at work

haha. its freaking 1 am.. and i am gonna blog abt selling packages at work.

i dont really agree with the way my mgr sells packages.
“just take the money”

personally, she is rigid with rules and regulations. and bends them as and when her mood is gd.
customers all find her very fake.

i am not the best in sales in my office, but the older customers like me.
i never top the highest sales. but i always top the highest package sold.
the colleagues always recommend big packages. but i never believe that.

one example, a customer has 4o+ classes left, it expired after the 2yr validity date. she attended only like 10+ classes? she wanted to take up another promo which meant that we bring over the expired classes to the new package. meaning, she will have to finish about 100 classes in 2 years. i asked her,” do you think you will be able to finish” she looked uneasy. then she said “but the promo is cheaper leh” then i asked her ‘but you took 2 years, and you only did 10 classes.. i rather you buy 10 classes. then your classes wont keep snow balling’.
she bought the promo in the end. after she left, my colleague nudged me and asked me why i so stupid. people wanna buy promo, let her buy. i told her, logically speaking, it wont make sense.

my famous phrase to customers is, buy what you are comfortable with.

clicking with uncles and aunties at work is another trick i’ve learnt. they are super long winded, and want the best deal, but they will buy. you just have to waste time to entertain them.
which of course, my manager finds it a waste of time. maybe thats why they all whisper to me and tell me that she is very fake.
one customer told me ‘if its not for you, i early stop buying and go else where liao ah’

though. the bad part abt this is, i have a stalker fr work.
there was a customer whom i’ve never met before, and only corresponded via email.
she makes comments on my statuses, photos and everything in between.
when i wished her happy birthday, she told me she wants a hug. when she went to japan, she bought something for me. and asked me, which of the sb straps i like better. KAO. of course the one from MR F i like more lah. i stupidly smsed her to thank her, only to say “FUCK. now she has my number”
tsk.

worst thing i’ve done, is to follow a customer to the toilet. to explain to her abt a package. NBCB. walked into the toilet bare feet. her husband is a famous chef. in the end, the bill came to over 4k.

the moral of the story is, i believe slow and steady wins the race. and ethics are impt to me. it will go a long wayyy……..

ok. i go sleep liao. till next time. TTFN!

it has been a looong time…

hellooo people.

after a long haitus, and after speaking to ah lai, who advised me to blog……

anyway. some updates.

mum went for an op on 14th may.
never cried so much in my life. spent that much time in a hospital.
slept so little.

i freaked my cousin out, when she saw my tear streaked face, for the first time, standing outside the urology clinic.

worst was standing outside the operation theatre, waiting.. it didn’t help that my dad was not himself. he kept talking and talking and talking.
when they first wheeled her out, i saw how my dad held her hand and walked along with the speed that they were wheeling her.
and my dad burst into tears.
even till now, that image still comes into my mind when i talk abt it with my mum. i’ve never seen my dad cry before.

mum’s doing a lot better now. she’s back at work after 1 mth MC. : )

okay.. i m gonna blog abt another thang. =)

its a sunny yellow banana day…

was walking along the streets of orchard outside wisma today with my mummy, when we noticed a yellow cloud walk past us..

OMG. SO YELLOW!

i tot the head scarf was meant to reduce the attention thrown in your direction?
Nabei! attention seeker sia!
two guys behind me were making fun about  the lady.

can see not?

(photo editing credits: ann choo)

i tell you. she was the centre of attaction… everyone was looking at her!
scary mary!

ps: you should see their swim suits! TOTALLY POINTLESS!

a candid conversation at work.

yesterday, we had the funniest conversation at work yesterday.

me and ab at opics, y and p at RS.

they were so bored at RS, they called us to talk cock…
and of course in usual fashion, the conversation drifted to wayang dua putih.

apparently, on saturday W.D.P put herself on RS for full shift, but she left at 2ish pm. while the rest worked till 9pm.

yesterday she went there to drama for less then an hour.
actually, she went there just to say “i m gonna have a fever, i m gonna have a fever, my throat feels dry, i think im gonna get a sore throat, omg, i’m gonna have a fever, i m so tired.”
and the girls were like. WTF?
and she came to opics and said the exact same phrase to me.

Y and P called to tell us boss was on the way back fr RS,
after that they said “ala, your manager ah, came to wayang wayang only. say she got fever lah, oh my god oh my god, then say she got strepsils la.. ala. what the fuck sial. we see until boring sial.”

then, my boss came to opics for a photoshoot for the newest collaboration with fReeeeeeeeeviiiieeeeen. she asked me, ‘is ** (WDP) here?’
“er, i dont know.”
‘oh you mean she didn’t come yet?’
“er, i m not sure”
‘oh, i tot she said that she was gonna come down for the shoot?’
“oh, ok…”

kwang kwang………….
end up my boss entertain them herself…

ok la. me goes back to works.

a summary (not quite) of wayang putih dua.

i’ve always complained abt this person.
but only recently, with my gradual expanding malay vocab, i’ve come up with a perfect name for her, and my boss.
wayang satu (boss). wayang dua putih/ putih dua.

so with regards to wayang putih dua (aka. drama white 2 aka white pasty spirit), she has been getting on my nerves and i’m almost “up to here” already.

Endless amounts of drama, cos she loves to do last minute work. She loves to say “i stayed up till 5am to do this ok”. Turns out, she stayed up till 5 am, to do what? a TIME TABLE (which was pre planned, so basically, putting it in an excel file) and price list. funny not? you want to spend time in the office idling away, i got nothing to say. you got work to do, do lah.

yesterday got meeting with FREEEEEVIENNNN pple, meeting at 1pm, 12.45pm, things that she needed for the meeting still not out yet. then come and throw temper and panic “oh shit, oh no, late liao late liao.. aiya.. fuck. “
and after that come and action and say ’sorry, not blaming you, but i’m stressed.’ accompanied by rubbing my back.

fuck lah. pls, you cock up ur own schedule, not my problem. right not?
and pls, for the love of god and all deities above, STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP RUBBING MY BACK, TOUCHING MY THIGH, HITTING ME WHEN U’RE LAUGHING, TOUCHING MY ARMS AND TOUCHING MY THIGH. i hate people to touch me (well unless u’re my bustfriend or my lover) cos i feel ticklish very easily. i told you ten thousand million times “dont touch me!”.
gross lah.

pls, spare me with ur stories abt that guy that you like and that girl that you like. every other day tell me that u feel that the guy in the oral health profession is jealous when you treat other guys better.. or you met some girl who is how nice how nice. HONESTLY, I DONT GIVADAMN!

you are gaining weight. dont need to “eh ask you a random question”. for fuck you ask me why u gaining weight. she came to me when i was couting money. “eh sorry, ask u random question. M&S clothes is it all small size?” USE UR BRAINS OK USE UR BLAAIINNSSS….. M&S clothes got size 20 and above one ok… how can it be small size? tell me that u are now size 16, must lose weight. i’ve said it and i’ll say it again. HONESTLY, I DONT GIVADAMN!

say i answer back to you when u are meeting the FREEEEEVIIEENNN pple. you nv use ur brains, i give you face for wad. u ask me to fill water for them twice. might as well i give them bottled water. right not? “when i ask you to do things, just do it. dont question.” i tell u hor, if i nv question you right, you wld have made a lot of mistakes by now.

you are that dept the mgr, you shld know what to do with regards to with your dept. ask me what to do for what. irritating! and since you so smart right, you dont ask me stupid questions like should you give discount on discount when your T&C says no, I the recept, need to remind you that you will loogi. happening boh?

for the love of god and the deities above, also, stop singing when you’re working. want to sing, sing out loud, dont go MERNEHMERNEH. also, control your temper a bit. you want pple to listen to you, act like someone deserving of the respect and attention. you stress urself out for nothing. like that day, i was whispering to colette abt something. you were supposedly doing work in the opics, YOU CAN MSN ME AND ASK ME WAD WE TALKING ABT. EH, AH JI AH, LU TAO NAO OK BOH?? shows that you aren’t doing anything at all, isn’t it?

so much more, so little time.

i go work liao. WAYANG!